Help

1st year-
ur friendship was like a well

2 year-
it's like a river

3 year-
it's like sea

4th-
like ocean

Now,
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Tsunami
HELP! HELP!

If u don't hav any prblms,

If u hav any prblms, bindas
tell me, I'll help u

If u don't hav any prblms, bindas
tell me, I'll create sum prblms
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Aftr all
DOST hote kisliye hain!

By Ritika Aggarwal

IT companies

1 NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

sneeze

If u sneeze once
Think i m rmemberin u

If u sneeze twice
Think i want 2 meet u

If u sneeze thrice
Think i m missin u badly

If u sneeze 4th time

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I m fine
U need a tablet.