todays quote

"Smile, it enhances your face value."

Dolly Parton (1946 - )
American singer and actress
as Truvy Jones in "Steel Magnolias" (1989)

storty time - The Cow & The Pig

There was once a man who was very rich and very miserly at the same time. The villagers disliked him intensely. One day he said to them, "Either you're jealous of me or you don't understand my love of money-God alone knows. But you dislike me; that much I know. When I die, I won't take anything with me. I will leave it all for others. I will make a will, and I will give everything to charity. Then everyone will be happy."

Even then people mocked and laughed at him. The rich man said to them, "What is the matter with you? Can't you wait a few years to see my money go to charity?"

The villagers didn't believe him. He said, "Do you think I'm immortal? I'll die like everyone else, and then my money will go to charities." He couldn't understand why they didn't believe him.

One day he went for a walk. All of a sudden it started raining heavily, so he took shelter under a tree. Under this tree he saw a pig and a cow. The pig and the cow entered into conversation, and the man overheard what they were saying.

The pig said to the cow, "How is it that everybody appreciates you and nobody appreciates me? When I die, I provide people with bacon, ham and sausage. People can also use my bristles. I give three or four things, whereas you give only one thing: milk. Why do people appreciate you all the time and not me?"

The cow said to the pig, "Look, I give them milk while I'm alive. They see that I am generous with what I have. But you don't give them anything while you're alive. Only after you're dead do you give ham, bacon and so forth. People don't believe in the future; they believe in the present. If you give while you are alive, people will appreciate you. It is quite simple."
From that moment on, the rich man gave all he had to the poor.

friendship

"Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things".
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jatt

How our Indian communities
PRAISE themselves
The MUSICAL way...

JATT
no if no but
sirf jatt

SINDHI
na lipstick na bindi
sirf sindhi

BANIYA
na pudina na dhaniya
sirf baniya

KHATRI
na raincoat na chatri
sirf khatri

BIHARI
na hamari na tumhari
sirf bihari

PUNJABI
na dalda na ghio
tuhade saareiyan da pio

Oye...dhakka kisne mara

Life is difficult
Full of trials
Full of pain
Full of sorrow

But if u fall down,
Just stand up straight

Be confident and ask

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Oye...dhakka kisne mara

IT companies

1 NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

sneeze

If u sneeze once
Think i m rmemberin u

If u sneeze twice
Think i want 2 meet u

If u sneeze thrice
Think i m missin u badly

If u sneeze 4th time

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I m fine
U need a tablet.

Friends smile

A coin is easy to earn

But a friends is hard to find

The value of coin depreciates

The value of friend appreciates

I lost a coin for this message

But i earned a smile of a friend**Priceless