Hi friend

Days are 2 busy
Hours are 2 Fast
Seconds are 2 Few

But there's always
TIME for ME
2 disturb YOU.

I C U

When I C the moon I C U
When I C the star I C U
When I C the sea I C U

get out of the way U R
always blocking my view...

U r a bomb

Best pick up line 2 appraoch a gal,

Go 2 her and ask "is your dad a terrorist", She'll say "wat - ?"

Then us ay "No no i asked coz u r such a Bomb..."

Respect your mates

Be quiet in the class room and respect others
as they sleep.

God is here

GODISNOWHERE

This can b read as
"GOD IS NO WHERE"

or as

"GOD IS NOW HERE"

everything in life depends
on how u look at them,
Always think positive..

Pretty woman

A man who needs pretty nurse must be patient..

FREE

if our constitution allows us
free speech,

then why are Phone Bills there?

Height of Emotion

What is the height of Mixed emotion?

Wen U R Mother-in-law falls from 7th-floor
on U R Mercedez..

Mosquitoes..

Que : R mosquitoes religious?

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Ans: Yes! dey first sing over U
N then Prey on U!!

RED

why do the number of traffic
accidents increase with blond
gals on april first??

when the traffic light is RED
They think its a joke

Concentrate !

why did the blonde stare
at the orange cans??

Because it said Concentrate

sign here

At the bottom of the application
where it says "sign here"
shet put Sagitarrus

Blonde AM radio

Did u hear about the blonde
that got an AM radio?

It took her months to figure
out she could use it night!

Nutsssss

Luk at the world as 1 big
chocolate cake. It would
never b complete without
few Sweets and Nuts.

Sweet like ME and NUT like U

LAUF

I wnt U 2 know dat our
friendship means a mot 2 me..

U cry I cry U laug I lauf,
U junp out of window...
I look down and den... I lauf again..

My friend..

My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental........
1o% senti and 90% Mental

Friendship..msg

Stars have 5 ends
Squares have 4 ends,
triangles have 3 ends
lines have 2 ends,
life has 1 end,
but i hope our
friendship has no end...

Desi SMS

Boss: Where are u born?
Sardar: Punjab..

Boss: Which part?
Sardar: Abe whole body was born in punjab.

Smart Kids

chinto gets O marks in exams,
Father asks him wat is it?

Chinto replies: Teacher ke pass STAR
khatam ho aye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye!!