stupid Questions wid Smart Answers

Boy : May I hold your hand?
Gal : No Thnx, It isn't Heavy.

Boy : Say U luv me!
Gal : U luv me.

Boy : If V bcme engaged, will U give me a ring?
Gal : Sure.. wat's u r ph number?

Boy : Darling, I want to dance like this for ever.
Gal : Don't u ever wanna improve?

$$Gud Morning**

5 steps 4 a luvl morn.
#Get up, 3Close ur eyes,#tke a
deep breth,# Feel ur heart bt,#opn
ur arms wide & say, Its 2 erly, Let me
sleep again. Gud Morning

~My friend~

Qualities a frnd must have
Cute as a crocodile..
smart as Donkey
Active as turtle..
Fit as Hippo
Matured as Monkey..
Sincerity like Dog...

No doubt you are my good friend.

face and ass

I had 2 dogs, one was named face and the other was named ass..
i gave face to u on ur b;day.. one day, face died in an accident.. I was so sad
..cos whenever I looked at my ass..it reminded me of ur face..if face
hadn't died ur face would be as big as my ass

genius

Talking once to a genius is is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month...
is a Chinese proverb..

...so feel free to talkto me anytime....

Grand friends!

In years our faces will wrinkle, eyes may droop,
hair may becum brittle but still i'll be there 2 listen
n 2 lauth..... v will b Grand friends!!

Good looks

Good looks catch eyes, but good pesonality catch Hearts.
You are blessed with Both. Dont be too happy.. it was sent to me
and I want you to read it..~!

accidents

Children playing outside cars can cause accidents..

but adults playing inside cars can cause children by accidents..

BOSS

A small monkey came 2 me & said i wanted to trouble some
good people. I suggested ur name, it slapped me and replied -
'V dont play with our BOSS'

my friend is a *

Today having a Phone without wire is a fashion..
one day willcome when human without brain will be a fashion..

on that day, my Friend U will be a STAR