jatt

How our Indian communities
PRAISE themselves
The MUSICAL way...

JATT
no if no but
sirf jatt

SINDHI
na lipstick na bindi
sirf sindhi

BANIYA
na pudina na dhaniya
sirf baniya

KHATRI
na raincoat na chatri
sirf khatri

BIHARI
na hamari na tumhari
sirf bihari

PUNJABI
na dalda na ghio
tuhade saareiyan da pio

Oye...dhakka kisne mara

Life is difficult
Full of trials
Full of pain
Full of sorrow

But if u fall down,
Just stand up straight

Be confident and ask

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Oye...dhakka kisne mara

IT companies

1 NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

sneeze

If u sneeze once
Think i m rmemberin u

If u sneeze twice
Think i want 2 meet u

If u sneeze thrice
Think i m missin u badly

If u sneeze 4th time

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I m fine
U need a tablet.

Friends smile

A coin is easy to earn

But a friends is hard to find

The value of coin depreciates

The value of friend appreciates

I lost a coin for this message

But i earned a smile of a friend**Priceless