M E

Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..

B 4 Beti

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi,majaa karungi,khelungi,padhungi shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

cabre

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: Yes, I saw dad

Biology LAB

Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab

ha ha ha

Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?

Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !

Monkey

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

You and me

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Three things

3 thngs 2 watch:
Beauty
Behavior
Action
3 thngs 2control:
Tongue
Temper
Temptation
3 thngs 2Luv:
Purity
Honesty
HardWork
Send it to 3 lazy people as I did.

xtreeeeeeemely cute

What do I do when I c sumone xtreeeeeeemely cute??
I stare
n
stare
n
stare
&
I smile
&
smile
& when I get tired, i'll put d mirror down...!

Definition of wife

Definition of "wife": Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single... :-)