Never mind...

gALILEO : GR8 MIND,
eINSTEIN: gENIUS mIND,
nEWTON : xTRAORDINARY MIND
bILLgATES: BRILLIANT MIND
mE: mASTER MIND

u : nEVER MIND

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hI

Heartbeats are countless,
Spirits are ageless
dreams are endless,

memories are timeless,
a friend like you is shameless....
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OOPS! SORRY PRICELESS...

Me - I'm

Think BIG

Think Postitive

Think Smart

Think Beautiful

Think Great

I know, that is too much for you,
so here is a short-cut..
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

Ten things I know about YOU..

1. U r very intelligent
person with a wonderful
brain..

2.


3.


4.


5.


6.


7.


8.



9.



10.. One day one lie only !!!

Friendship.

To love with out condition,
to talk with out intention,
to give without reason and
to take care without exception

is the heart of a true FRIEND!

fate vs stupidity

if ur father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if ur father-in-law is
a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

Older- the better

Never abandon old friends..
They r hard to replace.

A friendship is like wine..
it gets better as it grows

Older just like us...
I get Better, U get older..

Joke of the day

I have lots of jokes in my Inbox,
but i can't send U all of them.

It will take a lot of time...
so i 'm sending U just 1 Joke..

"U r very Smart.."

7 wonders of the world

Guess what..

7 th me,
6 the My style
5 th my smile
4 th my personality
3 rd my nature
2 nd my sms and
1 st My friends....

How are you?

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body,
such a brain, sweet Lips, Nice Smile

but thats enough about me,
tell me how you are?

God is great

U look at the Ocean..
U c God's Abundance,

U look at da sky,
U c God's wonder,

U look at da Moon,
U c God's glory

N wen U look at da Mirror,
U c God's BLUNDER!

Believe it or not

U r the one... who is so Smart,
U r the one... who is so Charming,
U r the one... who is so Caring,
U r the one... who is so Good Looking

and I am the one who is
Spreading these rumours...

F'SHIP

Sweet fruits r nice to eat..
Sweet words r nice to say..
But sweet people r really
hard 2 find.. My goodness,
How da hell did u manage 2 find me!

He he..My friend

Mistakes are not crime....
if you correct them,
they are the key to success!


FOR EXAMPLE, God created you .....
He then created me!

Smart Pupil

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler had commited suicide

S M I L E

SMILE - is a language of love

SMILE - is a source to win hearts...

SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality

SO....Brush ur Teeth today onwards

!wow!

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road.
change it to exclamatory sentence.......

...Student : WOW !

I will never drink

I had VODKA with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had WHISKY with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had RUM with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

Chain Smokers

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire.....
continues with smoke.....
and ends in ashes...

But dont worry - we are chain smokers.....

24 * 7 I think of You

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......

Open ur eyes !

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............

I - specialist

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,

come along with mei'll take u to an eye specialist !!

My Love

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm

My feelings for u have never changed

.......u....R....always....a HEADACHE to me !!!!

Mere Yaad ne aaye Jaan

meri yaad aye: yaad karo
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to

..plz jhoot bolna band karo

sms

We

sms

each other

because



You

think

I am

Nice



I

think

You are

Nice



You

think

I am

Cool



I

think

You are

Cool





You

think

I am

Smart…



I

think

You are

Right…

some facts

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Choo Sweet

If people says you are crazy,
be in -patience.

If they say you are monkey,
relax.

If they say you are stupid,
be cool ...

But if they say you are smart,
Thapad maar sale ko.

B4Bitch

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

Hug and Hug

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble,
you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy.
So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Attendence

Attendence..
Pappu
Yes sir

Bablu
Yes Sir


Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Button dabana band kar, Tere baare hai,
Attendence lagwa..

Your age please..

Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a Brain.
kindly tell them your age :-)

Monkey

A baby monkey asks his father,
Father why r we so ugly?

The father says to him,
don't stress my son u should
see the one who is reading this!!!

Hydrogen

Two HYDROGEN atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my ELECTRON."

The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm Positive.

Woman- many forms

What do u call a woman in heaven?
an Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven?
a host of Angels..

and all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

Mother and In-law

God thought that since he couldn't
b everywhere he made MOTHER.
Then Devil thought that he couldn't
b everywhere he made MOTHER-IN-LAW.

Best selling Book

Teacher: what should be in a book
to make it a best-seller?

Johny: A girl on the cover
and no cover on the girl.

Marraige

m getting married next month....

It's small party and
Only a few people will be invited

Dont bring any gift
Just bring someone

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WHO'LL MARRY
me!

~When a Computer Programmer watches too much of BOLLYWOOD Movie~

# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai...

# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai

# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.

# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahin
jaan bhi jati nahin.

# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.

# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.

# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.

# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.

# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua,

Any one can love a Rose

It's ordinary to love d marvellous
But it's marvellous to love d ordinary

Bcoz anyone can love a rose
But it takes a great deal to love a leaf

Rapidex.

When WORDS are not enough,
To EXPRESS your feelings...

Don't think, don't imagine, don't feel

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That you are in LOVE

My buddy, you just need to
Join an ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE...

:-)

Increase its size
Stretch it more
exercise it more
Bigger the better
B'coz nothing looks better
on ur face that that NAUTY SMILE


WHAT DID U THINK?

Virus

Women are like net Virus:

They ENTER U R Life
SCAN U R Pockets
TRANSFER money
EDIT U R mind
DOWNLOAD their problems
DELETE u r smile & HANG U Ever.

auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am- 11am

God is God

When GOD thought that
He could not be everywhere
At all times, he created
FRIENDS...

When DEVIL thought that
He could not be everywhere
At all times, he created

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GIRLFRIENDS!!

Table kaun saaf karega??

I like three things...

1*Mc Veggie Burger
2*Ice Tea
3*You

Burger to eat

Ice Tea to drink

You to...

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Oh Hello!
Table kaun saaf karega??

Shaadi

Shaadi se pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Venkat Ka Photos

Reactions of girls when they loose their purse:

*Poor girls-my money!
*Rich girls-my debit cards!
*BEAUTIFUL girls-ooi ma Venkat ki photos thi!

.........:-)

aaj bhi yaad hai

Mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai
woh pehli mulaqat
woh platform no2 par gaadi ka rukna
woh khidki ka khulna
woh nazron ka milna
aur tumhara mujhse kehna-
"1 rupya dedo baba!"

Salaam Namasthe

To live a life
one needs brain, reflex, perception,
IQ, knowledge, way of expression
and many more qualities.

Aapko salaam Boss
U R doing great even without them!