Height of Optimism

Soldier: "sir, we are surrounded by the enemies..."

Major:- "Excellent we can now attack in any direction."

sign of remembrance...

Every tear is a sign of brokerness
Every silence is a loneliness
Every smile is a sign of kindness
Every SMS

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is a sign of remembrance...

HEIGHT of technical thinking...

A software guy falling
From the roof of a building
And shouting

F1

F1

F1!
Instead of

HELP

HELP

HELP!

~Read slowly~

Read sl.ow.ly

u r queue tea
love lee
grey ate
on nest
at track thief
cheer fool
soup arbe

And my
bessst frnd

House dat!

sorry its Urgent

Sorry for the disturbance
But the matter is very urgent...

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Ravana has kidnapped Sita
So we need hundred

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Monkeys for immediate deputation
Turant niklo!!

*FRIENDSHIP *

2 GOLDEN PHRASES OF FRIENDSHIP

* dont believe the doubted ONE
* dont doubt the the believed ONE

Free cut

Dr marji ke peeche baag raha thaa...
Logo ne poocha kya hua..?

Dr Bola ki 4baar aisa huaa..saala nasbandhi
karvane aata hai aur baal saaf karva kar
baag jata hai..

Luv - Frndship

Difference between love and friendship..

U give U R whole heart to U R luv,
& they break it!

But

U give U R Broken heart to your friend
& they make it!!

Sardar again!

Sardar enters a shop & shouts where is my free gift
with this mineral water?

Salesman:-
Is ke sath KOI gift nahi hein..
Sardar:- Oye, IspeLika Hai, Bacteria FREE

ATTITUDE

Don't walk as if u rule the world,
Walk as if you don't care who rules teh world...
That's called ATTITUDE

Love

we may MEET
we may SCATTER
if hearts r TOGETHER
distances don't MATTER...

SWEET HEART

Smokers have a smoking heart
Drinkers have an alcoholic heart
I request you dont eat sugar...
bcoz you already have a
SWEET HEART

KISS

Kiss is not like Nokia
Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nike
Just Do It

Kiss is not like Pepsi
Yeh Dil Maange More

Kiss is like Pan Parag

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EK SE MERA KYA HOGA!?

Your Photo

Last night i was restless
I couldn't sleep

I took a photo of yours and
Kept it besides my bed
And believe me
It worked

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Saare machchar bhaag gaye.
It's TRUE

Choo.. Sweet!

Hi! can you tell me your ingredients?
coz, i hav mixed 100 kgs of sugar,
100 kgs of chocolate n 100 kgs of Honey..But still
I couldnt make a person as sweet as u.

Offer closes soon

Free Breakfast
Free Lunch
Free Dinner
Free stay and
Free Pickup!
don't miss this chance..

Just Dial 100 and say, Ullu Ke patte..

Hurry, offer closes soon.....

SardarJi

Gang of sardars broke a bank, but instead of cash
they found bottles full of chilled redWine.

Happily de drank, and left, Nxt days headline
'Blud BANK LOOTED'

De(a)er

A man kills a deer, cooks it and doznt tell kids what is it..
He gives a clue.. "Its wat your mom calls me!"..
son screams: Dont eat it's an AssHole.

~Boys are Boys~

Boy : - I can kiss you without even touching you.
Gal :- U cannot.
Boy :- Lagi 50rs ki bet.
Gal:- Ok.

Boy kisses her tightly.
Girl :- U touched.
Boy :- Ye le 50 rs.

Boss are .....

All body parts were fighting to be Boss.

ASS went on strike and system jammed,
So they made ASS the BOSS.

MORAL:- Any AssHole can be Your BOSS

stupid Questions wid Smart Answers

Boy : May I hold your hand?
Gal : No Thnx, It isn't Heavy.

Boy : Say U luv me!
Gal : U luv me.

Boy : If V bcme engaged, will U give me a ring?
Gal : Sure.. wat's u r ph number?

Boy : Darling, I want to dance like this for ever.
Gal : Don't u ever wanna improve?

$$Gud Morning**

5 steps 4 a luvl morn.
#Get up, 3Close ur eyes,#tke a
deep breth,# Feel ur heart bt,#opn
ur arms wide & say, Its 2 erly, Let me
sleep again. Gud Morning

~My friend~

Qualities a frnd must have
Cute as a crocodile..
smart as Donkey
Active as turtle..
Fit as Hippo
Matured as Monkey..
Sincerity like Dog...

No doubt you are my good friend.

face and ass

I had 2 dogs, one was named face and the other was named ass..
i gave face to u on ur b;day.. one day, face died in an accident.. I was so sad
..cos whenever I looked at my ass..it reminded me of ur face..if face
hadn't died ur face would be as big as my ass

genius

Talking once to a genius is is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month...
is a Chinese proverb..

...so feel free to talkto me anytime....

Grand friends!

In years our faces will wrinkle, eyes may droop,
hair may becum brittle but still i'll be there 2 listen
n 2 lauth..... v will b Grand friends!!

Good looks

Good looks catch eyes, but good pesonality catch Hearts.
You are blessed with Both. Dont be too happy.. it was sent to me
and I want you to read it..~!

accidents

Children playing outside cars can cause accidents..

but adults playing inside cars can cause children by accidents..

BOSS

A small monkey came 2 me & said i wanted to trouble some
good people. I suggested ur name, it slapped me and replied -
'V dont play with our BOSS'

my friend is a *

Today having a Phone without wire is a fashion..
one day willcome when human without brain will be a fashion..

on that day, my Friend U will be a STAR