1st year-
ur friendship was like a well
2 year-
it's like a river
3 year-
it's like sea
4th-
like ocean
Now,
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.
.
Tsunami
HELP! HELP!
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
If u don't hav any prblms,
If u hav any prblms, bindas
tell me, I'll help u
If u don't hav any prblms, bindas
tell me, I'll create sum prblms
.
.
.
.
Aftr all
DOST hote kisliye hain!
By Ritika Aggarwal
tell me, I'll help u
If u don't hav any prblms, bindas
tell me, I'll create sum prblms
.
.
.
.
Aftr all
DOST hote kisliye hain!
By Ritika Aggarwal
tum mujhe ring doge na??
girlfriend: Mere birthday par
tum mujhe ring doge na??
boyfriend: of course! jaan magar batao
ring mobile pe du ya landline...
tum mujhe ring doge na??
boyfriend: of course! jaan magar batao
ring mobile pe du ya landline...
Thursday, April 05, 2007
todays quote
"Smile, it enhances your face value."
Dolly Parton (1946 - )
American singer and actress
as Truvy Jones in "Steel Magnolias" (1989)
Dolly Parton (1946 - )
American singer and actress
as Truvy Jones in "Steel Magnolias" (1989)
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
storty time - The Cow & The Pig
There was once a man who was very rich and very miserly at the same time. The villagers disliked him intensely. One day he said to them, "Either you're jealous of me or you don't understand my love of money-God alone knows. But you dislike me; that much I know. When I die, I won't take anything with me. I will leave it all for others. I will make a will, and I will give everything to charity. Then everyone will be happy."
Even then people mocked and laughed at him. The rich man said to them, "What is the matter with you? Can't you wait a few years to see my money go to charity?"
The villagers didn't believe him. He said, "Do you think I'm immortal? I'll die like everyone else, and then my money will go to charities." He couldn't understand why they didn't believe him.
One day he went for a walk. All of a sudden it started raining heavily, so he took shelter under a tree. Under this tree he saw a pig and a cow. The pig and the cow entered into conversation, and the man overheard what they were saying.
The pig said to the cow, "How is it that everybody appreciates you and nobody appreciates me? When I die, I provide people with bacon, ham and sausage. People can also use my bristles. I give three or four things, whereas you give only one thing: milk. Why do people appreciate you all the time and not me?"
The cow said to the pig, "Look, I give them milk while I'm alive. They see that I am generous with what I have. But you don't give them anything while you're alive. Only after you're dead do you give ham, bacon and so forth. People don't believe in the future; they believe in the present. If you give while you are alive, people will appreciate you. It is quite simple."
From that moment on, the rich man gave all he had to the poor.
Even then people mocked and laughed at him. The rich man said to them, "What is the matter with you? Can't you wait a few years to see my money go to charity?"
The villagers didn't believe him. He said, "Do you think I'm immortal? I'll die like everyone else, and then my money will go to charities." He couldn't understand why they didn't believe him.
One day he went for a walk. All of a sudden it started raining heavily, so he took shelter under a tree. Under this tree he saw a pig and a cow. The pig and the cow entered into conversation, and the man overheard what they were saying.
The pig said to the cow, "How is it that everybody appreciates you and nobody appreciates me? When I die, I provide people with bacon, ham and sausage. People can also use my bristles. I give three or four things, whereas you give only one thing: milk. Why do people appreciate you all the time and not me?"
The cow said to the pig, "Look, I give them milk while I'm alive. They see that I am generous with what I have. But you don't give them anything while you're alive. Only after you're dead do you give ham, bacon and so forth. People don't believe in the future; they believe in the present. If you give while you are alive, people will appreciate you. It is quite simple."
From that moment on, the rich man gave all he had to the poor.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
jatt
How our Indian communities
PRAISE themselves
The MUSICAL way...
JATT
no if no but
sirf jatt
SINDHI
na lipstick na bindi
sirf sindhi
BANIYA
na pudina na dhaniya
sirf baniya
KHATRI
na raincoat na chatri
sirf khatri
BIHARI
na hamari na tumhari
sirf bihari
PUNJABI
na dalda na ghio
tuhade saareiyan da pio
PRAISE themselves
The MUSICAL way...
JATT
no if no but
sirf jatt
SINDHI
na lipstick na bindi
sirf sindhi
BANIYA
na pudina na dhaniya
sirf baniya
KHATRI
na raincoat na chatri
sirf khatri
BIHARI
na hamari na tumhari
sirf bihari
PUNJABI
na dalda na ghio
tuhade saareiyan da pio
Oye...dhakka kisne mara
Life is difficult
Full of trials
Full of pain
Full of sorrow
But if u fall down,
Just stand up straight
Be confident and ask
*
*
Oye...dhakka kisne mara
Full of trials
Full of pain
Full of sorrow
But if u fall down,
Just stand up straight
Be confident and ask
*
*
Oye...dhakka kisne mara
IT companies
1 NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
sneeze
If u sneeze once
Think i m rmemberin u
If u sneeze twice
Think i want 2 meet u
If u sneeze thrice
Think i m missin u badly
If u sneeze 4th time
*
*
I m fine
U need a tablet.
Think i m rmemberin u
If u sneeze twice
Think i want 2 meet u
If u sneeze thrice
Think i m missin u badly
If u sneeze 4th time
*
*
I m fine
U need a tablet.
Friends smile
A coin is easy to earn
But a friends is hard to find
The value of coin depreciates
The value of friend appreciates
I lost a coin for this message
But i earned a smile of a friend**Priceless
Monday, October 30, 2006
crack
A good friend is someone
who thinks that you are a
GOOD EGG
even though they know you are
slightly cracked
who thinks that you are a
GOOD EGG
even though they know you are
slightly cracked
recharge day
Hi, tomorrow is
Recharge Day...
So recharge my number
If you are one of the following
Type of FRIEND:
Rs10- just friend
Rs100- nice friend
Rs250- sweet friend
Rs1000- true friend
Hurry, limited period offer!
Recharge Day...
So recharge my number
If you are one of the following
Type of FRIEND:
Rs10- just friend
Rs100- nice friend
Rs250- sweet friend
Rs1000- true friend
Hurry, limited period offer!
Friday, October 27, 2006
Theory 6
Let us be generous like this :
Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
Theory 5
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
Theory - 4
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
Theory - 2
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Theory - 1
A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a SAM Say tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
SMS shortcuts
R -are
ResQMe -rescue me
RMB -ring my bell
RmbaYaMne -remember you're mine
ROTFL -roll on the floor laughing
RU? -are you?
RUOK? -are you okay (ok)
Salt&ILDoIT -say it & I'll do it
SETE -Smiling ear to ear
SIT -stay in touch
SITD -still in the dark
SO -significant other
SOH -sense of humour
SOHF -sense of humour failure
SOME1 -someone
SRy -sorry
StckOnU -stuck on you
StndByYaMan -stand by your man
SvnALMyLuv4U -saving all my love for you
SWALK -sent with a loving kiss
SWG -scientific wild guess
SYS -see you soon
2Hot2Hndle -to hot to handle
TDTU -totally devoted to you
THNQ -thank you
Thx -thanks
Ti2GO -time to go
TIC -tongue in cheek :-p
TkeAChnceOnMe? -take a chance on me?
TLMeImDrmn -tell me I'm dreaming
TMIY -take me I'm yours
TPTB -the powers that be
TTFN -ta ta for now
TTYL8R -talk to you later
TWIMC -to whom it may concern
U -you
UCnDoMgic -you can do magic
UdoSumthn2Me -you do something to me
UR -you are
U+Me=Luv -you + me = love
WAN2 -want to
WAN2TLK? -want to talk
WenCnICUAgn? -when can I see you again?
WER R U? -where are you?
WLUMRyMe? -will you marry me?
WRT -with respect to
WTTW -word to the wise
WUWH -wish you were here
X -kiss
XLNT -excellent
Xoxoxoxo -hugs and kisses
Xclusvly Yas -exclusively yours
Y? -why?
YBS -you'll be sorry
ResQMe -rescue me
RMB -ring my bell
RmbaYaMne -remember you're mine
ROTFL -roll on the floor laughing
RU? -are you?
RUOK? -are you okay (ok)
Salt&ILDoIT -say it & I'll do it
SETE -Smiling ear to ear
SIT -stay in touch
SITD -still in the dark
SO -significant other
SOH -sense of humour
SOHF -sense of humour failure
SOME1 -someone
SRy -sorry
StckOnU -stuck on you
StndByYaMan -stand by your man
SvnALMyLuv4U -saving all my love for you
SWALK -sent with a loving kiss
SWG -scientific wild guess
SYS -see you soon
2Hot2Hndle -to hot to handle
TDTU -totally devoted to you
THNQ -thank you
Thx -thanks
Ti2GO -time to go
TIC -tongue in cheek :-p
TkeAChnceOnMe? -take a chance on me?
TLMeImDrmn -tell me I'm dreaming
TMIY -take me I'm yours
TPTB -the powers that be
TTFN -ta ta for now
TTYL8R -talk to you later
TWIMC -to whom it may concern
U -you
UCnDoMgic -you can do magic
UdoSumthn2Me -you do something to me
UR -you are
U+Me=Luv -you + me = love
WAN2 -want to
WAN2TLK? -want to talk
WenCnICUAgn? -when can I see you again?
WER R U? -where are you?
WLUMRyMe? -will you marry me?
WRT -with respect to
WTTW -word to the wise
WUWH -wish you were here
X -kiss
XLNT -excellent
Xoxoxoxo -hugs and kisses
Xclusvly Yas -exclusively yours
Y? -why?
YBS -you'll be sorry
Lill john
Little Johnny asks an expecting woman: "What is in your tummy ?"
"My baby!"
"Do you love him!"
"You betcha!"
"Why did you eat him then?"
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet.
"My baby!"
"Do you love him!"
"You betcha!"
"Why did you eat him then?"
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
M E
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
B 4 Beti
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi,majaa karungi,khelungi,padhungi shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi,majaa karungi,khelungi,padhungi shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
cabre
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad
Boy: Yes, I saw dad
Biology LAB
Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
ha ha ha
Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
You and me
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Three things
3 thngs 2 watch:
Beauty
Behavior
Action
3 thngs 2control:
Tongue
Temper
Temptation
3 thngs 2Luv:
Purity
Honesty
HardWork
Send it to 3 lazy people as I did.
Beauty
Behavior
Action
3 thngs 2control:
Tongue
Temper
Temptation
3 thngs 2Luv:
Purity
Honesty
HardWork
Send it to 3 lazy people as I did.
xtreeeeeeemely cute
What do I do when I c sumone xtreeeeeeemely cute??
I stare
n
stare
n
stare
&
I smile
&
smile
& when I get tired, i'll put d mirror down...!
I stare
n
stare
n
stare
&
I smile
&
smile
& when I get tired, i'll put d mirror down...!
Definition of wife
Definition of "wife": Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single... :-)
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Hi friend
Days are 2 busy
Hours are 2 Fast
Seconds are 2 Few
But there's always
TIME for ME
2 disturb YOU.
Hours are 2 Fast
Seconds are 2 Few
But there's always
TIME for ME
2 disturb YOU.
I C U
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the star I C U
When I C the sea I C U
get out of the way U R
always blocking my view...
When I C the star I C U
When I C the sea I C U
get out of the way U R
always blocking my view...
U r a bomb
Best pick up line 2 appraoch a gal,
Go 2 her and ask "is your dad a terrorist", She'll say "wat - ?"
Then us ay "No no i asked coz u r such a Bomb..."
Go 2 her and ask "is your dad a terrorist", She'll say "wat - ?"
Then us ay "No no i asked coz u r such a Bomb..."
God is here
GODISNOWHERE
This can b read as
"GOD IS NO WHERE"
or as
"GOD IS NOW HERE"
everything in life depends
on how u look at them,
Always think positive..
This can b read as
"GOD IS NO WHERE"
or as
"GOD IS NOW HERE"
everything in life depends
on how u look at them,
Always think positive..
Height of Emotion
What is the height of Mixed emotion?
Wen U R Mother-in-law falls from 7th-floor
on U R Mercedez..
Wen U R Mother-in-law falls from 7th-floor
on U R Mercedez..
Saturday, August 12, 2006
RED
why do the number of traffic
accidents increase with blond
gals on april first??
when the traffic light is RED
They think its a joke
accidents increase with blond
gals on april first??
when the traffic light is RED
They think its a joke
Blonde AM radio
Did u hear about the blonde
that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure
out she could use it night!
that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure
out she could use it night!
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Nutsssss
Luk at the world as 1 big
chocolate cake. It would
never b complete without
few Sweets and Nuts.
Sweet like ME and NUT like U
chocolate cake. It would
never b complete without
few Sweets and Nuts.
Sweet like ME and NUT like U
LAUF
I wnt U 2 know dat our
friendship means a mot 2 me..
U cry I cry U laug I lauf,
U junp out of window...
I look down and den... I lauf again..
friendship means a mot 2 me..
U cry I cry U laug I lauf,
U junp out of window...
I look down and den... I lauf again..
My friend..
My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental........
1o% senti and 90% Mental
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental........
1o% senti and 90% Mental
Friendship..msg
Stars have 5 ends
Squares have 4 ends,
triangles have 3 ends
lines have 2 ends,
life has 1 end,
but i hope our
friendship has no end...
Squares have 4 ends,
triangles have 3 ends
lines have 2 ends,
life has 1 end,
but i hope our
friendship has no end...
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Desi SMS
Boss: Where are u born?
Sardar: Punjab..
Boss: Which part?
Sardar: Abe whole body was born in punjab.
Sardar: Punjab..
Boss: Which part?
Sardar: Abe whole body was born in punjab.
Smart Kids
chinto gets O marks in exams,
Father asks him wat is it?
Chinto replies: Teacher ke pass STAR
khatam ho aye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye!!
Father asks him wat is it?
Chinto replies: Teacher ke pass STAR
khatam ho aye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye!!
Sunday, July 30, 2006
Never mind...
gALILEO : GR8 MIND,
eINSTEIN: gENIUS mIND,
nEWTON : xTRAORDINARY MIND
bILLgATES: BRILLIANT MIND
mE: mASTER MIND
u : nEVER MIND
.......
eINSTEIN: gENIUS mIND,
nEWTON : xTRAORDINARY MIND
bILLgATES: BRILLIANT MIND
mE: mASTER MIND
u : nEVER MIND
.......
hI
Heartbeats are countless,
Spirits are ageless
dreams are endless,
memories are timeless,
a friend like you is shameless....
.
.
.
.
.
..
OOPS! SORRY PRICELESS...
Spirits are ageless
dreams are endless,
memories are timeless,
a friend like you is shameless....
.
.
.
.
.
..
OOPS! SORRY PRICELESS...
Me - I'm
Think BIG
Think Postitive
Think Smart
Think Beautiful
Think Great
I know, that is too much for you,
so here is a short-cut..
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
Think Postitive
Think Smart
Think Beautiful
Think Great
I know, that is too much for you,
so here is a short-cut..
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
Ten things I know about YOU..
1. U r very intelligent
person with a wonderful
brain..
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.. One day one lie only !!!
person with a wonderful
brain..
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.. One day one lie only !!!
Friendship.
To love with out condition,
to talk with out intention,
to give without reason and
to take care without exception
is the heart of a true FRIEND!
to talk with out intention,
to give without reason and
to take care without exception
is the heart of a true FRIEND!
fate vs stupidity
if ur father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if ur father-in-law is
a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
it is your fate but,
if ur father-in-law is
a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
Older- the better
Never abandon old friends..
They r hard to replace.
A friendship is like wine..
it gets better as it grows
Older just like us...
I get Better, U get older..
They r hard to replace.
A friendship is like wine..
it gets better as it grows
Older just like us...
I get Better, U get older..
Joke of the day
I have lots of jokes in my Inbox,
but i can't send U all of them.
It will take a lot of time...
so i 'm sending U just 1 Joke..
"U r very Smart.."
but i can't send U all of them.
It will take a lot of time...
so i 'm sending U just 1 Joke..
"U r very Smart.."
7 wonders of the world
Guess what..
7 th me,
6 the My style
5 th my smile
4 th my personality
3 rd my nature
2 nd my sms and
1 st My friends....
7 th me,
6 the My style
5 th my smile
4 th my personality
3 rd my nature
2 nd my sms and
1 st My friends....
How are you?
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body,
such a brain, sweet Lips, Nice Smile
but thats enough about me,
tell me how you are?
such a brain, sweet Lips, Nice Smile
but thats enough about me,
tell me how you are?
God is great
U look at the Ocean..
U c God's Abundance,
U look at da sky,
U c God's wonder,
U look at da Moon,
U c God's glory
N wen U look at da Mirror,
U c God's BLUNDER!
U c God's Abundance,
U look at da sky,
U c God's wonder,
U look at da Moon,
U c God's glory
N wen U look at da Mirror,
U c God's BLUNDER!
Believe it or not
U r the one... who is so Smart,
U r the one... who is so Charming,
U r the one... who is so Caring,
U r the one... who is so Good Looking
and I am the one who is
Spreading these rumours...
U r the one... who is so Charming,
U r the one... who is so Caring,
U r the one... who is so Good Looking
and I am the one who is
Spreading these rumours...
F'SHIP
Sweet fruits r nice to eat..
Sweet words r nice to say..
But sweet people r really
hard 2 find.. My goodness,
How da hell did u manage 2 find me!
Sweet words r nice to say..
But sweet people r really
hard 2 find.. My goodness,
How da hell did u manage 2 find me!
He he..My friend
Mistakes are not crime....
if you correct them,
they are the key to success!
FOR EXAMPLE, God created you .....
He then created me!
if you correct them,
they are the key to success!
FOR EXAMPLE, God created you .....
He then created me!
Friday, July 21, 2006
Smart Pupil
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler had commited suicide
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler had commited suicide
S M I L E
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....Brush ur Teeth today onwards
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....Brush ur Teeth today onwards
!wow!
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road.
change it to exclamatory sentence.......
...Student : WOW !
change it to exclamatory sentence.......
...Student : WOW !
I will never drink
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
Chain Smokers
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire.....
continues with smoke.....
and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers.....
It starts with a fire.....
continues with smoke.....
and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers.....
24 * 7 I think of You
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
I - specialist
When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with mei'll take u to an eye specialist !!
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with mei'll take u to an eye specialist !!
My Love
January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed
.......u....R....always....a HEADACHE to me !!!!
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed
.......u....R....always....a HEADACHE to me !!!!
Mere Yaad ne aaye Jaan
meri yaad aye: yaad karo
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to
..plz jhoot bolna band karo
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to
..plz jhoot bolna band karo
Thursday, July 20, 2006
sms
We
sms
each other
because
You
think
I am
Nice
I
think
You are
Nice
You
think
I am
Cool
I
think
You are
Cool
You
think
I am
Smart…
I
think
You are
Right…
sms
each other
because
You
think
I am
Nice
I
think
You are
Nice
You
think
I am
Cool
I
think
You are
Cool
You
think
I am
Smart…
I
think
You are
Right…
some facts
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Choo Sweet
If people says you are crazy,
be in -patience.
If they say you are monkey,
relax.
If they say you are stupid,
be cool ...
But if they say you are smart,
Thapad maar sale ko.
be in -patience.
If they say you are monkey,
relax.
If they say you are stupid,
be cool ...
But if they say you are smart,
Thapad maar sale ko.
Hug and Hug
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble,
you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy.
So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy.
So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
Attendence
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Button dabana band kar, Tere baare hai,
Attendence lagwa..
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Button dabana band kar, Tere baare hai,
Attendence lagwa..
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Your age please..
Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a Brain.
kindly tell them your age :-)
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a Brain.
kindly tell them your age :-)
Monkey
A baby monkey asks his father,
Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him,
don't stress my son u should
see the one who is reading this!!!
Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him,
don't stress my son u should
see the one who is reading this!!!
Hydrogen
Two HYDROGEN atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my ELECTRON."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm Positive.
One says, "I've lost my ELECTRON."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm Positive.
Woman- many forms
What do u call a woman in heaven?
an Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
a host of Angels..
and all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
an Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
a host of Angels..
and all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
Mother and In-law
God thought that since he couldn't
b everywhere he made MOTHER.
Then Devil thought that he couldn't
b everywhere he made MOTHER-IN-LAW.
b everywhere he made MOTHER.
Then Devil thought that he couldn't
b everywhere he made MOTHER-IN-LAW.
Best selling Book
Teacher: what should be in a book
to make it a best-seller?
Johny: A girl on the cover
and no cover on the girl.
to make it a best-seller?
Johny: A girl on the cover
and no cover on the girl.
Friday, July 14, 2006
Marraige
m getting married next month....
It's small party and
Only a few people will be invited
Dont bring any gift
Just bring someone
*
*
WHO'LL MARRY
me!
It's small party and
Only a few people will be invited
Dont bring any gift
Just bring someone
*
*
WHO'LL MARRY
me!
~When a Computer Programmer watches too much of BOLLYWOOD Movie~
# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai...
# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai
# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahin
jaan bhi jati nahin.
# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.
# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.
# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.
# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.
# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.
# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua,
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai...
# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai
# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahin
jaan bhi jati nahin.
# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.
# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.
# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.
# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.
# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.
# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua,
Any one can love a Rose
It's ordinary to love d marvellous
But it's marvellous to love d ordinary
Bcoz anyone can love a rose
But it takes a great deal to love a leaf
But it's marvellous to love d ordinary
Bcoz anyone can love a rose
But it takes a great deal to love a leaf
Rapidex.
When WORDS are not enough,
To EXPRESS your feelings...
Don't think, don't imagine, don't feel
*
*
That you are in LOVE
My buddy, you just need to
Join an ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE...
To EXPRESS your feelings...
Don't think, don't imagine, don't feel
*
*
That you are in LOVE
My buddy, you just need to
Join an ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE...
Monday, July 10, 2006
Thursday, July 06, 2006
auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am- 11am
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am- 11am
God is God
When GOD thought that
He could not be everywhere
At all times, he created
FRIENDS...
When DEVIL thought that
He could not be everywhere
At all times, he created
*
*
GIRLFRIENDS!!
He could not be everywhere
At all times, he created
FRIENDS...
When DEVIL thought that
He could not be everywhere
At all times, he created
*
*
GIRLFRIENDS!!
Table kaun saaf karega??
I like three things...
1*Mc Veggie Burger
2*Ice Tea
3*You
Burger to eat
Ice Tea to drink
You to...
*
*
Oh Hello!
Table kaun saaf karega??
1*Mc Veggie Burger
2*Ice Tea
3*You
Burger to eat
Ice Tea to drink
You to...
*
*
Oh Hello!
Table kaun saaf karega??
Monday, July 03, 2006
Venkat Ka Photos
Reactions of girls when they loose their purse:
*Poor girls-my money!
*Rich girls-my debit cards!
*BEAUTIFUL girls-ooi ma Venkat ki photos thi!
.........:-)
*Poor girls-my money!
*Rich girls-my debit cards!
*BEAUTIFUL girls-ooi ma Venkat ki photos thi!
.........:-)
aaj bhi yaad hai
Mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai
woh pehli mulaqat
woh platform no2 par gaadi ka rukna
woh khidki ka khulna
woh nazron ka milna
aur tumhara mujhse kehna-
"1 rupya dedo baba!"
woh pehli mulaqat
woh platform no2 par gaadi ka rukna
woh khidki ka khulna
woh nazron ka milna
aur tumhara mujhse kehna-
"1 rupya dedo baba!"
Salaam Namasthe
To live a life
one needs brain, reflex, perception,
IQ, knowledge, way of expression
and many more qualities.
Aapko salaam Boss
U R doing great even without them!
one needs brain, reflex, perception,
IQ, knowledge, way of expression
and many more qualities.
Aapko salaam Boss
U R doing great even without them!
Friday, June 30, 2006
Height of Optimism
Soldier: "sir, we are surrounded by the enemies..."
Major:- "Excellent we can now attack in any direction."
Major:- "Excellent we can now attack in any direction."
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
sign of remembrance...
Every tear is a sign of brokerness
Every silence is a loneliness
Every smile is a sign of kindness
Every SMS
*
*
is a sign of remembrance...
Every silence is a loneliness
Every smile is a sign of kindness
Every SMS
*
*
is a sign of remembrance...
HEIGHT of technical thinking...
A software guy falling
From the roof of a building
And shouting
F1
F1
F1!
Instead of
HELP
HELP
HELP!
From the roof of a building
And shouting
F1
F1
F1!
Instead of
HELP
HELP
HELP!
~Read slowly~
Read sl.ow.ly
u r queue tea
love lee
grey ate
on nest
at track thief
cheer fool
soup arbe
And my
bessst frnd
House dat!
u r queue tea
love lee
grey ate
on nest
at track thief
cheer fool
soup arbe
And my
bessst frnd
House dat!
sorry its Urgent
Sorry for the disturbance
But the matter is very urgent...
*
*
Ravana has kidnapped Sita
So we need hundred
*
*
Monkeys for immediate deputation
Turant niklo!!
But the matter is very urgent...
*
*
Ravana has kidnapped Sita
So we need hundred
*
*
Monkeys for immediate deputation
Turant niklo!!
*FRIENDSHIP *
2 GOLDEN PHRASES OF FRIENDSHIP
* dont believe the doubted ONE
* dont doubt the the believed ONE
* dont believe the doubted ONE
* dont doubt the the believed ONE
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Free cut
Dr marji ke peeche baag raha thaa...
Logo ne poocha kya hua..?
Dr Bola ki 4baar aisa huaa..saala nasbandhi
karvane aata hai aur baal saaf karva kar
baag jata hai..
Logo ne poocha kya hua..?
Dr Bola ki 4baar aisa huaa..saala nasbandhi
karvane aata hai aur baal saaf karva kar
baag jata hai..
Luv - Frndship
Difference between love and friendship..
U give U R whole heart to U R luv,
& they break it!
But
U give U R Broken heart to your friend
& they make it!!
U give U R whole heart to U R luv,
& they break it!
But
U give U R Broken heart to your friend
& they make it!!
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Sardar again!
Sardar enters a shop & shouts where is my free gift
with this mineral water?
Salesman:-
Is ke sath KOI gift nahi hein..
Sardar:- Oye, IspeLika Hai, Bacteria FREE
with this mineral water?
Salesman:-
Is ke sath KOI gift nahi hein..
Sardar:- Oye, IspeLika Hai, Bacteria FREE
Monday, June 19, 2006
ATTITUDE
Don't walk as if u rule the world,
Walk as if you don't care who rules teh world...
That's called ATTITUDE
Walk as if you don't care who rules teh world...
That's called ATTITUDE
SWEET HEART
Smokers have a smoking heart
Drinkers have an alcoholic heart
I request you dont eat sugar...
bcoz you already have a
SWEET HEART
Drinkers have an alcoholic heart
I request you dont eat sugar...
bcoz you already have a
SWEET HEART
KISS
Kiss is not like Nokia
Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike
Just Do It
Kiss is not like Pepsi
Yeh Dil Maange More
Kiss is like Pan Parag
*
*
EK SE MERA KYA HOGA!?
Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike
Just Do It
Kiss is not like Pepsi
Yeh Dil Maange More
Kiss is like Pan Parag
*
*
EK SE MERA KYA HOGA!?
Your Photo
Last night i was restless
I couldn't sleep
I took a photo of yours and
Kept it besides my bed
And believe me
It worked
-
-
-
-
-
-
Saare machchar bhaag gaye.
It's TRUE
I couldn't sleep
I took a photo of yours and
Kept it besides my bed
And believe me
It worked
-
-
-
-
-
-
Saare machchar bhaag gaye.
It's TRUE
Choo.. Sweet!
Hi! can you tell me your ingredients?
coz, i hav mixed 100 kgs of sugar,
100 kgs of chocolate n 100 kgs of Honey..But still
I couldnt make a person as sweet as u.
coz, i hav mixed 100 kgs of sugar,
100 kgs of chocolate n 100 kgs of Honey..But still
I couldnt make a person as sweet as u.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Offer closes soon
Free Breakfast
Free Lunch
Free Dinner
Free stay and
Free Pickup!
don't miss this chance..
Just Dial 100 and say, Ullu Ke patte..
Hurry, offer closes soon.....
Free Lunch
Free Dinner
Free stay and
Free Pickup!
don't miss this chance..
Just Dial 100 and say, Ullu Ke patte..
Hurry, offer closes soon.....
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
SardarJi
Gang of sardars broke a bank, but instead of cash
they found bottles full of chilled redWine.
Happily de drank, and left, Nxt days headline
'Blud BANK LOOTED'
they found bottles full of chilled redWine.
Happily de drank, and left, Nxt days headline
'Blud BANK LOOTED'
De(a)er
A man kills a deer, cooks it and doznt tell kids what is it..
He gives a clue.. "Its wat your mom calls me!"..
son screams: Dont eat it's an AssHole.
He gives a clue.. "Its wat your mom calls me!"..
son screams: Dont eat it's an AssHole.
~Boys are Boys~
Boy : - I can kiss you without even touching you.
Gal :- U cannot.
Boy :- Lagi 50rs ki bet.
Gal:- Ok.
Boy kisses her tightly.
Girl :- U touched.
Boy :- Ye le 50 rs.
Gal :- U cannot.
Boy :- Lagi 50rs ki bet.
Gal:- Ok.
Boy kisses her tightly.
Girl :- U touched.
Boy :- Ye le 50 rs.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Boss are .....
All body parts were fighting to be Boss.
ASS went on strike and system jammed,
So they made ASS the BOSS.
MORAL:- Any AssHole can be Your BOSS
ASS went on strike and system jammed,
So they made ASS the BOSS.
MORAL:- Any AssHole can be Your BOSS
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